#Long comedic monologues for women skin#

Because that is exactly what I am talking about. They seem to hit it off but DukeРІР‚в„ўs suggestion that they sleep together is met with JudyРІР‚в„ўs disapproval. Later, Billie sets Judy up on a blind date with a very handsome (and very heterosexual) black guy named Duke. And then I see myself lying there in the bed, my face all scrunched up like some numbskull telepath trying to communicate with a dolphin, and I think: The f*ggots have done this to me! This, anyway, is the course that my brooding sometimes takes.

#Long comedic monologues for women skin#

I lie in bed with my eyes clamped shut trying desperately to age some eighteen year old with a skin problem up to the requisite thirty. These days that limits me to guys I ran into so long ago that theyРІР‚в„ўre too young for me to get really excited about. You know, I have to have at least experienced some small bubble of chemistry between me and the guy in order to imagine the rest. Because I can only imagine sexual encounters that I feel are plausible. I have a real problem with my ability to fantasize. HeРІР‚в„ўs like my sister! These fucking sensitve guys out there sniffing flowers in their designer sweaters, I could just spit! And thereРІР‚в„ўs only so much you can accomplish alone. Maybe we even get to bed before he bursts into tears and starts telling me about his Confusion. But a lot of them arenРІР‚в„ўt sure, so they go out with me for clarification. Judy: Definitely the men I meet! The men I meet are all f*ggots! Some of them know theyРІР‚в„ўre f*ggots, and theyРІР‚в„ўre bad enough. The use of this offensive language is John Patrick ShanleyРІР‚в„ўs choice, not mine. I apologise and want to emphasise the fact that IРІР‚в„ўm copying the monologue word-for-word from the playscript. In this monologue Judy complains about her plight to Rhonda and Billie.Р”Вisclaimer: there is some language in this monologue that is offensive to gay men. Judy wants to break the pattern and finally have sex with a heterosexual man. Billie and Rhonda think itРІР‚в„ўs because she is a РІР‚Сљf*g hagРІР‚Сњ and dresses like a gay man. Judy is a 30 year old sexually frustrated woman who only seems to attract gay men or men who are unsure about their sexuality and want to test it out on her. Judy has a big part in Women of Manhattan and several meaty monologues. In my opinion itРІР‚в„ўs one of the best in the play. I hope you enjoyed RhondaРІР‚в„ўs monologue yesterday.